C.E.O. (Chief Executive Orc)™
Far back in the mists of time, a legendary leader arose. Chosen for wisdom, valor, and fantastic hair, this Chief Executive Orc™ tirelessly keeps watch over the realm...except on Fridays during the summer.
This 10" plush doll (including the horns) is made of soft blue fleece and includes the accessory of all legendary leaders -- a 9 iron.
The Chief Executive Orc™ comes with an award certificate that you can customize with the recipient's name. It reads:
By the Order of the Wizards Seven
And the Council of Wandering Rangers
And the House of Thrice Repaired Printers
Know you that
is, with all possible affection,
declared our Chief Executive Orc.™